Scene from series finale of Ms. D.M.S.B.B. Swain (1998)

  She kicked open the forensics lab doors with one of her steel-toed high heel shoes.

  "Alright, listen up! Here's the deal, people. My name is Ms. Detective Master Sergeant Beverlee B. Swain and I will be overseeing this operation. Someone give me a sit rep."

Alternate ending from A Maligned Jurisprudence (1987)

  "All rise for the honorable Judge Hardcase," the bailiff chirped.

  Hotshot attorney James Gravy straightened his silk tie and stood alongside his client, alleged murderer Dr. Fred Horkaboo. James murmured sideways to him, sotto voce, "Don't worry, I got this. The judge and I go way back. When we were kids I once beat him half to death with a pillowcase full of padlocks."

  Fred opened his mouth to protest but James shushed him with a manicured finger.

Deleted scene from Perilous Duty (1988)

  "Hey, get this pukin' rookie outta my crime scene!"

  Detective Cadillac "Caddy" Tinkle was in a sour mood. He'd woken up from a whiskey coma just 20 minutes ago when the call came in: there was a body.

Opening scene from Thraxton II (1994)

  The moon sagged above the murky Los Angeles skyline like a pendulous goiter. Somewhere far below, disgraced detective Ted Thraxton power-stumbled in the general direction of the 24-hour laundromat, tripping over a seemingly endless cavalcade of trash cans and discarded heroin needles. It had been 3 months since his latest ex-partner, Rick Piston, had been gunned down by the Ukrainian mob during a routine bar brawl and Ted had last seen anything even remotely resembling sobriety.

Final scene from To The Gallows By Carriage, If You Please (1974)

  "Have you any last words, you ignominious cur?!" the ultra-religious sheriff screeched.

  Hank Fortknox regarded the man with a breed of contempt one'd usually ascribe to a diabetic coyote.

  "All's I gots to say is this...."

Scene from Final Force (1984)

  The year 2116. Just five years after the big one hit and the entire world was destroyed except for Arizona. Those that survived became increasingly desperate, and as such, increasingly more difficult to control. And so a militia was formed: Final Force.

Opening scene from Thraxton (1992)

  Ted Thraxton strode through the entrance of the Shop Mart like a colossal bullet laced with liquid sex. The rent-a-cop at the entrance gave Ted a knowing smirk before snaking his right hand into his pants pocket to adjust the shameful erection that was already forming.